Looking for the best dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious? You’re in the right place. Whether you love funny dad jokes that make everyone groan or you’re secretly a fan of clever one-liners, this list delivers the ultimate laugh (or eye-roll) every time.
From classic puns to the latest dad jokes 2024 and 2025, we’ve gathered cheesy, wholesome, and totally awkward humor that only dads (or wannabe dads) can pull off. And yes, we’ve even added a few dad jokes for adults with a slightly more grown-up twist.
Today, my son asked “Can I have a book mark?” and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
Tface Report
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
porichoygupto Report
Alessia_Fisher Report
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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
tymoski Report
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
motherfkersantana Report
Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
somekindahuman Report
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
korpsart Report
The secret service isn’t allowed to yell “Get down!” anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell “Donald, duck!”
ldrescher Report
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
raheel1122 Report
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Lee_Hey_pat Report
JohnathanWickers Report
What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language
A_Sea_Cucumber Report
My daughter screeched, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to one word I’ve said, have you!?” What a strange way to start a conversation with me…
madazzahatter Report
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
porichoygupto Report
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter’s car seat with one hand and said, “How do one armed mothers do it?” Without missing a beat I replied, “Single handedly.”
thunderup_14 Report
When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that’s a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there!
AshleyJack Report
My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.” I know he means well.
StewPaddasso Report
Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater.
Spider_Dimwit Report
The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
omgthatspunny Report
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
Capetoider Report
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What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS!”
PolesawPolska Report
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!
mblondie Report
3 unwritten rules of life… 1. 2. 3.
madazzahatter Report
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If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
Gingafer81 Report
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
AshleyJack Report
Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
letrollface1279 Report
I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson… He said, “But dad, your name is Brian.” I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”
madazzahatter Report
th0nkii Report
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
DeathEater101 Report
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What has two butts and kills people? An assassin
LeCrowing Report
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? AYE MATEY
Muter Report
ChiePie Report
What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Lliizzaarrddd Report
When an ambulance zips past with its siren blaring: “They won’t sell much ice cream driving that fast.”
IABDPresents Report
If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US, he will be rolling in his grave.
porichoygupto Report
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador.
offmlc Report
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
jnnx3 Report
Why couldn’t the bike standup by itself? It was two tired.
TheLast0ne_ Report
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
ElderCunningham Report
maryfountain Report
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What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
smithy2004 Report
When a dad drives past a cow pasture: LOOK! That cow is OUT-STANDING in his field!
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What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
BombOmbBuddy Report
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
TheSupraDixk Report
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When you ask a dad if he’s alright: “No, I’m half left.”
Admblackhawk Report
AshleyJack Report
A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
BradC Report
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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
usernamemispeled Report
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
superdrew91 Report
porichoygupto Report
When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding.
ownworldman Report
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry we don’t serve food here.”
bobbyperuse Report
Can February March? No, but April May!
guts_full_of_meat Report
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
solidwarp Report
Why did the crab never share? Because he’s shellfish.
Mr_McMuffins Report
To call the whole Elon Musk controversy “Elon-Gate” seems like a bit of a stretch.
JuIius_Seizure95 Report
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
ConcaveMishap Report
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. If the cow has no legs, then it’s ground beef.
allmyritz Report
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!
atodaso Report
What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.
mozeiny Report
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: “No, I got them all cut!”
KEERTHIVLOGS Report
Where did the college-aged vampire like to shop? Forever 21.
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AshleyJack Report
What did the horse say after it tripped? “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
AshleyJack Report
You know what the loudest pet you can get is? A trumpet.
JonquilXanthippe Report
Why wasn’t the woman happy with the velcro she bought? It was a total ripoff.
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What noise does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.
wehavechocolate Report
I hear it’s easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It’s more difficult to deter gents, though.
Boomkiller Report
What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory.
TotalBuilder45 Report
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, “First offender?” She says, “No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”
FunnyGenious Report
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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!
ROTFLandmines Report
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
twofirstkinds Report
I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.
IsaiaHarris03 Report
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
dadjokes Report
What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño your face.
Peekatchu1997 Report
As a lumberjack, I know that I’ve cut exactly 2,417 trees. I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log.
TF79870 Report
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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind… it’s tearable.
boris73 Report
Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
Lee_Hey_pat Report
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino.
K4RAB_THA_ARAB Report
I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie. Man, they really grilled me.
TheHaleyBaby Report
If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”. They get really pissed off.
porichoygupto Report
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
USAneedsAJohnson Report
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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!
MayorMcGrimace Report
You heard of that new band 1023MB? They’re good but they haven’t got a gig yet.
Gamer-Citrus Report
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
Rohi0109 Report
Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin? It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.
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What do you call a lonely cheese? Provolone.
Versacepoop Report
solidwarp Report
I told my 14 year old son I thought ‘Fortnite’ was a stupid name for a computer game. I think it is just too weak.
24two Report
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
BasedOnAir Report
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, “Ribbit, ribbit” and a horny toad says, “Rub it, rub it.”
turtleforeskin88 Report
What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
Iplaychesssometimes Report
Why didn’t the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
omgthatspunny Report
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!
madazzahatter Report
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What do you call a fish with two knees? A “two-knee” fish.
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