What if we told you that steakhouses and sushi restaurants are 62 times more bacteria-filled than your preferred fast food joint? You will likely rethink your dining choices and stick to burgers and fries over high-end otoro tuna.
This is just one of the many industry secrets that certain professions would rather the public not be aware of. Today, we’re revealing more of these hidden pieces of information through responses in a recent Reddit thread .
You’re about to read anecdotes from different professionals working in hospitals, software companies, crime labs, and casinos, and their stories are compelling, to say the least. Enjoy reading through!
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rhymnocerous , Paloma Gil Report
Yes, some of the workers are undocumented. Yes, they do a lot of the work others will not or can not do. We also do a lot of the work they will not or can not do. In our season they show up at 6am and leave at 7pm every day of the week. Twice a month they also cook huge meals for everyone, out of their own pocket. Some of us have to hide money in their bags and things to get them to take it. Ive watched them make and serve their own food to people in MAGA hats, with a smile. I love them. Every single one of them.
Shoddy_Paramedic_702 , Filipe de Azevedo Report
Every day the postal service moves over 20 million parcels around the country with a staff of about 500,00, only 200k of those being actual letter carriers. That’s not including every little postcard or advo the thickness of a hair that touches 25 sets of hands and numerous vehicles before it gets to your house without somehow getting lost under a seat cushion along the way. We have a 99.2% success rate on parcel delivery. Nobody thinks about all the hundreds of packages they’ve received, only that one that got lost that one time. USPS is exceedingly good at what they do, and we do it using only proceeds from stamp sales. We do not receive federal dollars in any capacity so that we can remain stable during political upheavals or budget crisis. 200,000 people hand deliver 24,000,000 packages. Double that during peak season. Every. Single. Day. I just think that’s cool as s**t lol.
yellinmelin , Kindel Media Report
A*****e parents are way more common than you think. Way, way more common. Soul-crushingly common. polly6119: As a teacher for 23 years I absolutely agree. People give CPS a hard time. But they don’t realize how horrible a lot of parents are. CPS is trying to just get the physical abuse stopped. They’re overwhelmed with physical abuse problems. But there is widespread and evil emotional and psychological abuse that is almost impossible catch because it doesn’t leave visual scars. There are parents who will starve their children just enough to torture them but not enough to get caught, there parents will put tons of salt in their child’s dinner just so they suffer through the night and won’t let them have anything to drink, their parents who will make children do exercises like wall squats and arm lifts for so long that it’s literal torture and if the child doesn’t agree or stops doing the exercise then they don’t get to eat the next day, there are parents who keep a child up all night “cleaning” the house. I could go on there’s so much and so many. Not to mention the horrible degrading things they say to their child. And you know what’s really insidious is that a lot of these people are your nicest neighbors, the parent who volunteers, the parent, who comes to school and laughs with the teacher so that the child sees that they have nobody that they can talk to. Sorry, I’ve just seen a lot. I don’t get to talk about it much because, well it’s depressing. It’s not really a good conversation starter or party banter.
mithos343 , DragonImages Report
Prescription d***s (in America) do not need to cost anywhere near what they do. Pharmaceutical companies waste money like nobody else. In most cases, the company is just charging the absolute maximum amount the market will bear. It’s a moral dilemma I struggle with daily.
bassistmuzikman , Nathaniel Yeo Report
It’s not the strangers/drag queens/LGBTQ people that you, or especially kids, need to worry about. It’s the men in the family. After working 11 years at a crime lab doing DNA, I don’t know if I’ve come across a kid re kit with a trans person as the suspect. But there are thousands of them from the dad/stepdad/moms bf/step brother/grandpa/etc. If you want to protect kids, start there. So, bathroom bills aren’t really protecting kids, just diverting attention from actually threats. Edit: woah! Really glad this sparked some discussion. With most every re kit comes re kit notes (and police report) which tells you relevant info, such as suspect and relation to victim. Rare that it is an “unknown” stranger kid re. That’s how I know the relations between the suspect and victim. When we see kid cases, there usually is a listed suspect. DNA is DNA. “Trans” DNA is not a thing. We can tell sx by the DNA. So if that doesn’t match up with what’s in the submission info, we look into it. It has happened that we have had trans individuals who are listed as their preferred sx, which is in contrast to their DNA. That’s something we’d like to know up front cause it matters….cause it’s DNA. Many times it is in the police report.
LameName1944 , Vitaly Gariev Report
Old people are just like you and me, they are witty, smart, wise, sexual, sarcastic, cynical, generous, considerate, patient, frustrated….all that and more, please treat them with the respect and love you would your best friend, not like a toddler. They may be a little bit deaf or slower to talk than you, but they are not stupid. Oh, and they have a name…it’s not dear, love or darling…use their name!
Wilful_Fox , Pixabay Report
It is entirely possible that your veterinarian will kiss your kitten’s belly when you are looking.
ChaoticLass , Parker Coffman Report
Human teeth are not white, they’re yellow. Stop bleaching your teeth.
justaheatattack , Shiny Diamond Report
I work in materials testing for industries like automotive, aerospace, defense… Our secret? We. Don’t. F**k. Around. Specs are holy writ and will be followed. We fire people for cutting corners on paperwork. I once got dragged into a conference room and chewed out for two hours not because I used equipment that was out of calibration, but because I was in the same room as someone who did. That person got suspended for a week without pay. We regularly get audited for compliance to standards and regs that are enforced internationally. Why? Because when people in my field cut corners, people die. Horribly. Edit: Almost forgot to add…falsifying documents in my line of work is actually a felony.
MyMuselsAMeanDrunk , SpaceX Report
The number of completely incompetent employees working in health care settings is appalling. mentalissuelol: Seriously. I’ve met people who take care of patients and are concerningly dumb. I had a travel nurse yell at me for being concerned about a patient’s temperature because he didn’t “feel that cold”. He was hypothermic. Zealousideal-Low455: When I was working as a bedside nurse i was shocked and appalled at how many nurses would refuse to escalate a clearly deteriorating situation until it was life threatening. these people were teaching new nurses too.
SensibleSiren , seventyfourimages Report
Nobody at the vet is “in it for the money.” The veterinarian is likely the only person in the building making a livable wage. Be kind.
NervousVetNurse , Karlo Tottoc Report
I work in prison and see a lot of people sentenced for causing a death or serious injury while driving drunk who otherwise don’t have a remarkable criminal background. You think of prison and you think d***s, violent crimes, etc. but this is one of those crimes that can take you from being an average Joe to a felon in an instant. So, not a secret but don’t drink and drive. Or text and drive!
Chubbinson , Emiliano Bar Report
A little air bubble in your IV is completely harmless. JulietAlfa: My late hubby had cancer for three and a half years. I remember we’d watch a little air bubble go through the line and he would go “oh noooooo” and then pretend it killed him dramatically. He also once wore a dog cone on his neck to treatment. His nurses loved him. Many came to his memorial including the director of radiation oncology at Rush, they were pals.
gracebloome , Samuel Ramos Report
A lot of us truckers suffer from soul crushing depression from loneliness and speaking as an owner of my own truck, a lot of us are always one break down from loosing everything 💔
trucker50 , Tony Mrst Report
We all talk about what sy parents you are (if you are) and how much your kids suck because you are raising them to be mirror image a**s. Working-Tomato8395: However much we hated the classroom brat, we hated the parents 10x more.
4_Usual_Reasons , Pressmaster Report
S*x and relationship therapist here - The thing we cannot say, but want to with maybe 50% of couples, is JUST GO GET A DIVORCE ALREADY!
Mari-Loki , cottonbro studio Report
Psychological-Try893 , Maria Ovchinnikova Report
Healthcare worker in a hospital setting here (resident physician). If you go to the emergency department or are hospitalized, call and ask for an itemized bill. It’ll make your actual cost lower since there are otherwise a lot of bs fees. You can also ask to speak to a financial advocate. Your can negotiate for a lower price or see what financial assistance programs or payment plans you can use. Many hospitals also have hardship waivers, waivers for a few days of short-term rehab, or supply for short-term medications. They also have charity care programs and can offer sliding scale discounts. Regardless of if you have insurance, you can ask about these options. I always share these with patients since I hate the upcharge with a burning passion.
purplecrocs , Kaboompics Report
Licensed Massage Therapist. We are genuinely not judging any person’s body. After the first few massages in our career, we literally only see your body as groups of muscles. I hear so often about people not going for massage because of the way they feel about their body…I wish this massage “secret " would be shared far and wide. North-Version4944: And we don’t care if you didn’t shave lol I had so many women apologize for not shaving their legs. elisun0: This is so true! I’ve been a licensed massage therapist for a couple decades and I’ve worked on people who easily weigh 300+ pounds. In addition to that I can say that the same body I might think is the hottest person I’ve ever seen, in public, is really just another body once it’s on the table. Also, I don’t care about shaved legs, gray roots, cellulite, or any other body part you think is too much or not enough. Ditto for that weird, hairy mole you try to keep out of sight. I just want to know I’m doing the job you hired me for whether that’s relaxing the world away or helping you with painful muscles. When you’re on the table I couldn’t care less what you look like.
MaggieMews , Simon HUMLER Report
The amount of waste that is created in order to fill stores like Walmart and Target with stupid novelty products should make you second guess your buying habits. AussieMazza: A friend once said that when buying a product, you should think about its end of life first (e.g. will you donate it, sell it, dispose of it etc) I now think this way about stuff I buy and try to only buy what I’ll need or will definitely use (and also think about buying things that can be passed on to others when I’m done with them). If more people thought this way and acted accordingly, the world would be a better place. My wife and I will generally refer to those novelty or trinket stores as ’landfill shops'.
millipicnic , Caique Morais Report
Working in behavioral health taught me that if someone grabs and starts choking your neck all you have to do is grab their thumbs and twist them back. The person will release and you can basically control them just with the thumbs. If someone or something bites you then you “feed the bite”. Push the limb they are biting farther into their mouth will hit the gag reflex and they will stop biting.
RogueHarpie , Kampus Production Report
Not from my current job, but when I was an economist working for the department of housing and having meetings with treasury etc. It was an open secret that ending homelessness (or, at the very least, all but doing so) was cheaper than not. However, it was deemed political s*****e and not dealt with. The 2 biggest reasons are, it would take a larger upfront investment (but not as much as you’d think, i’d be recouped rapidly) and governments are notoriously short term thinking as they care about the next election not down the road. So something which gets the biggest results in 4+ years is a no go. Plus there is a not insignificant, but very influential number of voters who will instantly be turned off by it. Giving people something for free is often seen as a negative by many (I didn’t get it that easy, I worked for my life, low lives leeching on us hard workers, etc) even if it actually benefits them too. Reduced homelessness has a significant ROI for governments and needing to spend less later which means everything is better all around, which benefits everyone.
MooFreaky , Ev Report
Major financial institutions are held up by a very old version of excel. krdleo96: THIS! I converted an internship to full time role at my first job because I learnt how to automate a lot of basic excel work using VBA and Python. 6 years since I left that job and they still use the programs I put in place though they now have a couple of engineers to develop it more. Still in the industry and every new place I go to work, this is the quickest way to make myself valuable to the organization.
tc0n4 , Wavebreakmedia Report
Pilot here. We’re not flying the airplane unless we know it’s safe. Not ever. Ever. We’re not interested in dying either. _austinm: Aircraft maintenance technician here. All planes have to be maintained under a rigorous schedule. I’m talking specific inspections every 6 months/100 flight hours, more at 12 months/200 hours, and so on. Plus heavy checks (usually labeled by letter– A check, for example). Each one of these checks has a fairly long list of inspections that have to be done. And this isn’t even taking into account the walkaround inspection the pilots have to do before takeoff. Basically, you have nothing to worry about when you board a plane. Due to the vast amount of government regulation, air travel is as safe as it can possibly be.
TheVeduArcher , Westwind Air Service Report
You know how in movies, people take out an old, rare book and immediately are wearing gloves to handle it? You don’t actually need gloves to handle old books in rare/special collections. Having freshly washed, dried hands is best practice. Why? Because when you wear gloves, it’s more likely you may accidentally rip a page because you can’t feel them as well as you can with bare hands! The ONLY time we wear gloves is when handling artifacts, mouldy items, poison books (arsenical usually–check out the Winterthur Poison Book Project!), and photographs! And they are NOT the cotton white gloves you see in media. Just a pair of nitrile gloves that fit well! Also, your old bible is not as rare as you think it is, nor worth as much as you think it is. Same for your book collection. You’d be surprised how many people think the bible they have is super rare when it’s really not! The Bible is like THE most printed book! WE HAVE HUNDREDS OF BIBLES IN OUR COLLECTIONS. STOP GIVING US BIBLES 😭.
SafyreSky , alexlucru123 Report
Antibiotic resistance is a lot worse than most people know and could eventually result in an extinction-level event.
MurseW , National Cancer Institute Report
Rinsing your produce with just water knocks down 99% of the bacteria on it. It’s the best thing you can do to prevent food borne illness. Dane-ish1: Don’t rinse raw chicken though, it just spreads the salmonella every where. whydatyou: Learned this when I was working in restauraunts. the chef was adamant about the prep cooks washing the produce. when I asked why he replied; “you know on those vidoes of people working the fields and picking vegetables? well I never see a porta potty close by.” been washing vegetables ever since.
Curious_Resolve4641 , Anna Shvets Report
As a hospital nurse, I’ve been asked more than once by doctors, “Ok….uh…. what do the other doctors usually do for that?” Doctors who are willing to ask are the good ones. If you have a doctor that never admits they don’t know something, we know they’re one to stay away from.
Big_Comedian_1259 Report
I work for the department of labor in our state. Yeah, there’s quite a few corrupt employers who will not pay their workers, close up shop, then reopen under a different name, or fraudulently put all their assets under someone else’s name. NotBradPitt90: My old boss did this. Before running the restaurant I worked at he was a plasterer and he has over 10 plastering businesses under his name cause he would get payments up front and then just disappear, change business names and do it again. Me and a bunch of people took his to court for loss of wages at the restaurant and he got forced to pay $300,00 in damages for both workers and suppliers who were owed money. Sadly I never got my $2k back and last I saw he was back plastering. Somehow not in jail.
psycharious , YuriArcursPeopleimages Report
It’s incredibly dangerous to cut in front of a tractor trailer. We try to keep at least a 2.5 second follow distance because we aren’t able to stop if anything happens suddenly on the road. My gross vehicle combination weight is usually at or around 100,000 lbs. It takes more than a football field length to stop.
Equivalent-Pride-460 , Loren King Report
The nurses are recommending what docs need to order and often times are the ones catching big mistakes in orders.
anon Report
Most modern homes (er, residential construction, inc apts) are built with the cheapest ingredients and I’m not sure they’ll last more than 30 years without requiring a substantial level of exterior refurbishing.
Expensive_Film1144 , Cas Holmes Report
DOCUMENT EVERYTHING. Don’t rely on verbal recounting when you go to management at work. Document it, print it, and bring it with you. Just saying that you have documented something, especially when it’s multiple things that all point to an issue, management is going to be a lot more cooperative. Sometimes because it shows initiative, calm consideration, and intelligence, but more often because you have the start of a legal case if things go poorly.
BirdieRosewell Report
Librarian here - if you come in to talk to us about book damage or call to give us a head’s up that it’s being returned damage, we will be a lot more amenable to working with you about forgiving damage fines than if you return it and hope we don’t notice.
lobsterpuppy , Alexei Maridashvili Report
When there’s a fire the only sprinkler that goes off is where the actual fire is. They don’t all go off like in the movies. ryguymcsly: And the water in them is usually so gross you’d wish for the fire.
sdbarto , paramount pictures Report
Most people that work in government agencies are not evil guys in suits discussing how to screw you over in a dark room. They are regular people that happen to be really passionate about a specific field and could be making way more money in the private sector if they wanted to. I wasn’t surprised at all at how many government employees rejected Elon Musk’s offer to pay them out because they aren’t in this for the money lol.
koolaid-girl-40 Report
High school students are really, REALLY, behind on reading… it’s frightening. No_Mirror_3867: I’m a high school teacher in Australia. I really, really fear for our future. Kids’ attention spans are shot, they don’t read anything that takes more than one minute and when they are given an activity to complete, they just stare at you until you model the answer on the board. We are seriously in trouble.
flipstur Report
On a good note, the secret I’d like people to know is that anesthesia as a field is incredibly safe. We get super sick patients through surgery everyday. Young, healthy people you’d almost have to try to make something go wrong to have a bad outcome. The d***s and safety monitors are so much better than 20 years ago. We are really good at putting people to sleep and waking them up. You are safer in the OR than you are on the road driving to the OR, statistically.
Sweatroo Report
Personal trainer turned doctor of physical therapy: exercise makes you healthier not skinnier.
squeakim , Gabin Vallet Report
Your sinks and toilets are not garbage cans. For the love of all things holy, stop flushing wipes!
onlyTPdownthedrain Report
I worked for a large bank. My teams job was to figure out how many additional fees we could add before losing customers. Losing some customers was fine as long as we made it up in revenue.
rustybindings , Etienne Martin Report
Therapist, here. Clients are only (supposed to be) hospitalized when they pose a clear and present danger to themselves or others. 1. If you’re scared to tell a professional how badly you’re hurting, start every sentence with, “I’m not going to hurt myself, but…” It’ll ease their nerves and help them focus on how to help you hang on. 2. If you’re going to hurt yourself, say so. A short stay in the hospital beats eternity in the grave.
copperdomebodhi Report
The federal government is generally made up of people who want to work and serve the public. There’s no more waste here than in any other job I’ve ever been in.
UnhappyJohnCandy Report
Anonymous employee surveys aren’t really anonymous. I spent almost 50 years in market research - if we really want to know who did that survey badly enough, we can figure it out.
NotYetReadyToRetire Report
The US’ education system is far more fd up than you could ever fear. Every single metric used to measure success is beyond biased: Many students get literally-twenty tries to pass basic tests, so as to keep graduation rates looking strong. The ‘standardized’ tests your state employs have backup tests, and backup-backup-backup-backup tests ready to go, just for emergencies. The problem is that those emergencies equate to about a third of the entire student population. But you would never know that because all of the results are lumped together so that there’s always lovely pass-rates. Since COVID first broke out, I have personally witnessed dozens of students graduate while not being able to spell their own names or tie their own shoes; and I work in one of the most prestigious counties in the country. Whoever teaches in the lowest counties deserves infinite money and praise. Most of these issues are perpetrated by parents who refuse to accept their children’s failures, many others by governmental entities who want to look good and lower standards to do so, and the rest by students who cheat 24-7 and get away with it because teachers have no supported ways of detecting/reporting such things, even though the cheating is insanely obvious (For as to why, see the previous reasons). Even, right now, Reddit’s spell-check is trying to tell me that, “children’s” is incorrect. We’re so fd.
BlueprintBD Report
Your air conditioner rarely needs a full replacement. A lot of private equity has gobbled up many small and locally owned HVAC companies and push full replacements because there’s more profit on a $10,000 install compared to $500 to replace a fan motor or capacitor.
real_fake_hoors Report
When we tell you we don’t have any more of an item in the back, it’s because we really don’t have more in the back. Sometimes we don’t even have a back at all.
ALoudMeow Report
Donating money to a library »»»> donating books to a library.
bowlbettertalk Report
As an Architect, now retired: 50% of married couples who take on a major, like down to the studs, house remodel end up in divorce.
redseca2 Report
Worked IT outsourcing for 2 decades. If you knew the outdated programming, lax report security and general disdain for tech that the biggest financial institutions have for their data production, you’d stick your money in mattresses.
Suspicious_Click731 Report
If you have a feeling of impending doom, come to the ED. It could save your life. TribalMog: Literally happened to my husband. He had refused for days to let me take him to the hospital for pain/illness. He woke me up one night at like 2 am to tell me he loved me because he just knew he was dying. I told him to shut up and put on pants. Several hours and 1 emergency surgery that bumped everyone else on the schedule later and now I get to make the call of when he has to see a doctor lol.
heynurse79 Report
As a casino dealer: We are standing at the same table you are sitting at, we can absolutely hear you talking about all those sensitive/incriminating topics. As a nurse: We already know your medical history you don’t need to lie about addictions or embarrassing health issues, we aren’t going to judge you over details we need to do our job properly.
Succundo Report
Your child’s daycare teachers really do clean them throughout the day, they are just dirt magnets.
LittleFierce26 Report
Former fast food manager. Believe it or not, nobody is intentionally trying to screw up your order. We are generally making thousands of orders a day, with constant pressure to be faster. Every once in a while, things go wrong or we miss something. We’re happy to fix it if you bring it back, and even more so if you aren’t a complete a-hole about it.
TheJaice Report
IT just googles s**t all day long. The secret is that we’re much better at Googling than most.
kinda-carolina , Christina Report
Painter here Residential and commercial painting bids are almost always inflated. Never pay to hear a bid, they should always be free and make sure to get multiple from different places. Unless you are requesting a unique service or an art mural, the material and labor costs are easily calculated per square feet of specific surfaces. Ask for an itemized bid if you feel the contractor is being shady, any that give you push back for an itemized bid aren’t willing to put good effort into the project. Don’t accept “we don’t do that” when asking for itemized bids, it’s a cop out for poorly managed businesses. - industrial and commercial coatings specialist
Freltzo Report
Water operator. Everyone should be aware of the dangers of forever chemicals in the water. Also some bacteria are becoming more and more immune to antibiotics.
Hotwheeler6D6 Report
An Emergency Room doctor told me: “when the elevator doors are closing, let them close.” edit: a number of people have pointed out that this is a great metaphor as well. Take it however you want. However, at the time the guy told me, he was telling me literally.
gaqua Report
I work at a vet clinic, and i got a few: yes your dog or cat needs the rabies vaccine. rabies is transmissible to humans, and it’s deadly. yes your pet can have fleas, even if they never go outside, or if your yard is fenced in, or if you live in a gated community. fleas have no concept of property lines. your local veterinarian is not always the best place to take the turtle you found on the side of the road. many vet clinics don’t see wildlife, and many don’t see reptiles at all.
cantabileConjurer Report
Maybe not so much of a secret, but I work retail. My section alone generates like 5 peoples worth of garbage for every restock. Which is pretty often. So every time you’re trying to find a plastic free alternative at a store, remember that there’s probably someone in that store right now throwing out 40x more trash. Lol. That being said, always strive to reduce your garbage load.
treeteathememeking Report
I don’t know if it’s really a secret, but when an animal shelter lists a dog as a certain breed + mix we are 100% guessing. We aren’t even sure the breed we listed is accurate. A lot of doggy DNA doesn’t show physically and most breeds share their various physical features with other breeds, so it’s actually incredibly difficult to identify without a DNA test. And those are far too expensive and impractical for a dog shelter. But if it looks like a husky and barks like a husky, it’s probably a husky! I only mention it because I do see a fair number of posts of people being surprised their rescue isn’t the breed that was listed.
Professional-Scar628 Report
Maybe not a big secret but after 30+ years as a therapist and clinical supervisor, almost everyone (excluding children) are their own worst enemy. Whatever struggle, issue or problem you have, the solution starts with you doing something differently. But far too many people prefer to either blame others or are unwilling to change or both. Kids and adolescents are often more amenable to change and to take responsibility for themselves than many adults. Second, that despite this, therapy has the same outcomes as most chronic physical health problems, typically between 40-60% positive outcomes for patients. And the reasons for unsuccessful outcomes are also the same, unwillingness to make changes, especially lifestyle changes that lead to healthier outcomes. Doctor prescribes a medicine, it will only work if you take it. You and therapist develop a plan for change, it will only work if you try it, give it some time and make adjustments when needed.
RhydurMeith Report
Software developers actually need time to write code, keeping us locked in useless scrum ceremonies and endless meetings doesn’t get your work done. EDIT: Just a fun fact, I calculated the past 5 months of meetings, our dev team had an average of 29 hours of meetings per week. No that’s not a typo. No management is not receptive to any kind of streamlining. Yes I’m looking for a new job.
SkankyGhost Report
Landscape designer- all plants require maintenance, sorry.
nlkuhner Report
Tugboat captain pushing barges on the rivers. Every one of those tugboats is being steered by a very bored pilot who is looking at their phone 95% of the time. Maybe even doomscrolling Reddit. They glance up every 20 seconds or so, then right back to their phone. If you’re a recreational boater out there, stay out of the way. Do not assume they see you because they do not. They’re on their phone. I’m shocked more weekend warriors don’t get run over.
LegitmateBusinesman Report
Everything you do online is traceable and fed into advertising platforms. Speaking for myself, I’m aware how much of my anxiety comes from the targeted content, organic by the algorithms but more insidiously paid content by advertisers. People selling you bs over email or phone, know more about your online activity that you think of. ABM platforms, if the user is careless enough online, show me company, user name, job title and when they visited my client’s websites, which products they saw, clicked…, sometimes contact info, IP etc.
ViceNSpice Report
Theatre tickets are very expensive (because making theatre is very expensive) BUT if you have a local professional theatre whose shows you’re interested in, there’s likely many opportunities to get free or discounted tickets. • Volunteer ushers usually get to see shows for free. • Look for “Pay What You Can” nights — sometimes it will be a certain night or they might open up tickets to PWYC at a certain hour before the show to fill seats. • Theatres post discount codes on their social media pages. • They’ll do speciality discount nights like previews, college night, etc. • If you’re a local library card holder, they might have passes you can check out to see shows for free. There’s a handful of people working at theatres focused on getting the bills paid so they do focus on ticket sales and donors. We love them and value them. But as a collective everyone working at a theatre wants full houses and for as many people to see a show as would like to see the show. Finding out a show you worked hard on is getting full houses is like h****n for people who know how to play zip-zap-zop.
NewMoleWhoDis Report
The name brand eyewear like Gucci, Versace, and Coach are some of the worst quality. I would never ever recommend them to anyone. Total waste of money. You’re paying for the logo. That is it. Also, sometimes if your glasses come back too quickly, we will hold onto them for a few days longer so you think the lab took their time making them. Too quick of a turnaround makes it feel rushed. Rarely seen as a good thing.
dutyofloves Report
Restarting your computer or updating your system solves half of all problems, the next 25% is pure user incompetence that you create yourself, then 10% hardware failure, and the rest is a bug in the program.
Disastrous_Ad_70 Report
I can’t speak for all Hotels/Motels. We at the property will not freely cancel a reservation if the date of the reservation is within 72 hours of when you’re trying to cancel(like trying to cancel a Saturday reservation on Thursday). However! We will move the date of a reservation (as long as it was made directly with us, not through a third party like Booking.com) for free. This is entirely an oversight on our part. I assume most Hotels have their s**t together enough to fix this loophole. So just move the reservation out to next week. Ok, now it’s more than 72 hours away? Cancel for free. Give it a shot.
EviPolevhia Report
A lot of times in retail, particularly popular “beauty” brands, when they do a big sale on “bestselling” favorites or have a brand artist claiming fav products…these are actually products they are having trouble selling. Not all and not always…but very often.
kittenknievel Report
Always ask for a discount when you shop at a pawnshop, at least 20%, they should be able to do that. Also, check dates, when an item has been there for over 6 months they want to sell it.
ineedabetterbed , Jack Dixon Report
Go to freaking class. Even if you don’t pay attention you will accidentally learn. Don’t skip, it doesn’t work.
llamas1355 Report
Our field is being taken over by private equity, we work with kids with special needs. you’ll get overworked analyst, overworked therapist with poor training and supervision, and your kids will suffer for it. some things shouldn’t be ran for profit. also there is some fraud in terms of users, there are agencies that train people to play up their kids’ symptoms and use us as baby sitters. This needs to be addressed as well but it won’t b/c there is PROFIT to be made on both sides.
Terrible_Chair_6371 Report
We do NOT “psycho-analyze” random people that we meet in social settings, or acquaintances, or even close friends. Our parents & sibs? Yes, yes, we very much do diagnose them in our heads.
existdetective Report
villettegirl Report
You know how every movie about a profession gets that profession hilariously wrong. Well I used to be a journalist, and most movies about journalism, is pretty accurate. I think it’s because whoever wrote the script probably wasn’t a firefighter, or bomb defuser, but they probably were a journalist.
flarbas Report
Restaurant Worker ,if you’re rude to the waitstaff, don’t be surprised if your food takes longer. We’re not spitting in it, but no one’s in a rush.
HornyVelvet04 Report
Most grocery stores will get the same products from the same distributor as other grocery stores.
cupcakesbrookienerd Report
Hospitality workers usually don’t care as much as you care, but if you’re kind to them they can work magic for you.
gentlestone Report
If you pay your kitchen staff enough to care enough about properly cleaning and maintaining the equipment in your restaurant, it’ll last a WHOLE LOT LONGER.
ITSBRITNEYsBrITCHES Report
You know all those corporate emails and Teams/Slack messages you think no one else can see…… sorry, we see them all. Same story with your browsing history.
chunkalunkk Report
You don’t have to top off your refrigerant(Freon) in your air conditioner every year. If someone is telling you that ask where it’s leaking at. Don’t trust a plumber who bites their nails.
PLIPS44 Report
Hospice- we don’t k**l or assist or do anything to hasten DEATH. Majority of home hospice pts IMPROVE if over 3 weeks care. Hospice doesn’t make much money, more of a community service. Hospice is there to teach all present how best to care for your person. No, is ALWAYS an answer. But GUILT lasts forever.
Professional-Hall963 Report
Generic and name brand medications are NOT the same. They only contain the same active ingredient. Some companies care a lot about the quality of their generic, others don’t get consistent results and do not care.
clg167 Report
Cemetery manager. If your cemetery requires you to buy a vault, buy the cheapest one—they ALL get waterlogged; none are waterproof no matter what they’re lined with or coated/“sealed” with. Don’t fall for that s**t.
Cemetery-Absinthe Report
In those cremated remains glass sculptures, and cremation diamonds, almost all of the remains have been burned away so its really just the glass. -funeral home worker.
amistillrelevent Report
Dental professional here - we can’t always tell if you floss or not. In most cases it’s very evident when someone has great oral hygiene and flosses. But some people can get away with skipping the floss, likely related to having good genetics!
heyitsbev Report
Most people that work at a library are library associates. A librarian requires a masters in library science. Also, no….library workers don’t even get close to reading all day, if at all.
cfannon Report
Hairstylist here. If you always end up with a “crooked” haircut no matter how many different salons you go to, you probably just have a crooked head. Never in the history of the human race has there ever been a perfectly symmetrical face; everyone has one ear or eye that’s slightly larger/smaller, higher/lower, bigger/smaller, etc. The difference is that great stylists know how to create the illusion of symmetry.
onefellswoop70 Report
Worked a few professions in my life. - Restaurants cut corners wherever possible. Margins are thin and most places will use things right up to and maybe beyond the point of expiration. - Any accountant will tell you that every company, no matter what it is, wastes gobs of money of random things while also penny pinching in equally random ways. - Company leadership often hide their shenanigans deep in the back of corporate books. So deep that even if there is strong suspicion that something off, most will be driven mad before finding anything specific. - People joke (or are legit paranoid) about the government knowing everything about them. I can assure them that not only is this true, but companies know WAY more and profit off it. The only comfort I can give is that you (and everyone around you) are “average” and there is nothing so special that will make them “come after you.”.
Shahfluffers Report
I work in clothing at Costco. You know how you grab the shirt from the bottom of the stack because you think it’s the cleanest? Sorry, it’s not. They move tables around so much that it’s very likely the bottom of the stack was the top of the stack yesterday and so on.
BarbFinch Report
ATWTV10MV Report
Heavy equipment operators tend to be tired, surly, and addicted to at least a few things, it’s genuinely good practice to just stay way the f**k away from any piece of heavy equipment. We love it when you’re not around.
DirtandPipes Report
Exercise a lot. Eat fruits, vegetables and a handful of nuts each day. Don’t smoke or drink alcohol. And I would be irrelevant. -Cardiologist.
CreakinFunt Report
Just admitting your turning in an assignment late because you were at some college party and had a bit too much will generally get you much farther than some tired excuse like your eighth grandma is in the hospital on death’s door this semester. We were one students too.
Bostonterrierpug Report
Threatening violence won’t get you released from a psych unit sooner. Our job is to help you NOT hurt yourself or others.
Psych6E Report
Your kid’s teacher cusses a lot and probably was a big partier back in the day.
No_Goose_7390 Report
Christian Clergy here. Many of us don’t believe what we are preaching. Yet they truly care about the folks they work with. Also, most of them are broke and struggling just to pay bills and survive.
RevBT Report
IT departments generally emphasize getting the product out the door to please the managers, rather than getting it right.
TooOldToBePunk Report
An appraisal of your home is literally and legally someone’s opinion. Yeah, there are loose rules that apply but within that framework it can vary widely.
JFCMFRR Report
Project coordinator. Good communication and basic empathy get you everywhere.
peckerlips Report
F6 and D minor 7 are the same chord.
chumloadio Report
Most big companies that write their own internal software are one bad day away from entire systems going down and their public image shatter, because the code is poorly implemented or the folks who developed it were laid off or left.
Barly_Boy Report
Don’t mess with the mailman. We know everything about you.
Jim_Drums2468 Report
If you eat blue bell ice cream, there is a solid chance rainwater seeped into the packaging and it was sent out anyway.
mzaaar Report
Notaries in most states are not trained, and pretty much wing it. If your notary screws up causing you to have to have the signature notarized again, and you end up with a financial loss because of it, you can sue the notary for your loss.
FinanciallySecure9 Report
Vinyl records are far less expensive than you think, but only if you’re a record store or retail outlet. Distributors will sell records at nearly cost with a suggested MSRP (suggested retail price) that’s 30-40% more.
ChocolateyDelicious Report
Military grade means the cheapest products possible that you overpaid for.
YellowStar012 Report
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