When I was a kid, the adults often told me that if a dog bit me, I would’ve to get 40 injections in my belly, supposedly to avoid rabies. Now I understand perfectly well that this was just a horror story for kids of that time, but back then, I developed a full-blown phobia of dogs, which I managed to completely get rid of only in my thirties.
As it turns out, adults often say things to children, seriously or jokingly, which then have a significant impact on them, one way or another shaping their outlook on life. So today’s selection of stories, made for you by Bored Panda , is dedicated to exactly these supposedly “harmless” lies ever heard from adults.
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My dad was named after my grandmother’s brother that had died shortly before he was born. I was always told this and it seemed perfectly harmless. Later in life I learned that my grandmother had a sort of mental breakdown and thought my dad was her brother reincarnated. She not only named him the same name, but dressed him in his clothes and referred to him as her brother. In fact, her ’nickname’ for him my whole life was Brother. It kinda f****d me up and I never really saw my grandmother (or my dad for that matter) the same. I had so much more sympathy for my dad and some of his oddness. Can’t be raised that way and not be a wee odd.
EdithWhartonsFarts , cottonbro studio Report
When you hear the music playing on the ice cream truck, that means they are all out of ice cream!! D**N YOU MOM!!!!
beatlethrower , Prithpal Bhatia Report
My parents would daily inform me that they were going to “take me back to the hospital and trade me in for a better kid.” But don’t worry guys, it was just a joke and definitely didn’t leave any lasting damage.
CheshireAsylum , Vidal Balielo Jr. Report
That if I ate a hot dog I would die. My dad didn’t want me to choke and die so he just told me I was terribly allergic. It wasn’t a big deal until I went to my first sleep over and ate a hot dog and told my friend I was happy it was going to end like this and that I had a lot of fun on my last day. I tried to commit s***e via hot dog and scared the st out of my friend and her entire family. I was probably 6 or 7?
Naamahs , Caleb Oquendo Report
“good girls don’t want to marry…” and then she’d list off whatever the current issue was to try to make me behave. Good girls don’t want to marry guys who spend all their money on bicycles, who don’t put dishes in the dishwasher, who don’t have a career plan by 16, who don’t go to church, who talk to girls at the park, who don’t shower before every meal, who quit jobs for better jobs, etc. She was a very Christian woman trying to raise me right from a young age, I think I was 11 when the good girl guilt started. I grew up really insecure, convinced I was unlovable and that any girl I liked would never like me back. Looking back, she had points. Personal hygiene is important, but to tell your son he’s unlovable because he came in for lunch after working all hot summer day in the garden and stunk is wrong. It’s important to learn how to co-exist with a woman in the same habitation, but telling him he’ll never get married if he doesn’t perfectly follow her changing kitchen rules is dumb. It’s important to teach fidelity, shaming a boy for talking to classmates is harmful. And so on.
smellymarmut , Jonathan Borba Report
forgetfulkaiju , Polina Zimmerman Report
My mother told me that eating until you feel very full stretched your stomach out, which is why you got that feeling. She said that if you kept doing that, you would get fatter and fatter as you continued to stretch your stomach out. I was terrified to even feel slightly full as a kid/adolescent and ate very small meals. Ended up badly anorexic. I’m almost 38 and still have an unhealthy relationship with food.
yugogrl2000 , Tamas Pap Report
As a kid I had a small allowance of 5 bucks every week, the only thing I bought for myself was a video game once or twice a year, so I saved most of that money, but when my parents noticed how much I saved they always took it away. At first I believed they where saving it for later but eventually knew better. Not sure what kind of lesson they wanted to teach me, but I learned to burn the cash as soon as I got it or it’ll be taken away, it really messed me up once I became independent.
fity0208 Report
My grandma went blind around when I was born. My dad used to tell me it was because she looked at me.
anix421 , Gustavo Fring Report
After my parents split up, my mom came to visit. We visited her at our uncle’s house, and at one point my dad went out for cigarettes and didn’t come back. For 20+ years I thought my dad had abandoned us and didn’t come looking for us. Turns out our mom kidnapped us and when our dad got back our uncle met him at the door with a shotgun and told him to leave.
lameth , Alena Darmel Report
“We beat you because we love you.” I used to hide my black and blue bruises under my school uniform at 8 yrs old. Perfect. Trauma and affection in one neat package. What a combo.
ctrlaltdreamer Report
“If you vacuum over the cord to the vaccum you will be electrocuted to death and the house will burn down” Great. Now vaccuming lowkey scares me.
APraxisPanda , No Revisions Report
Had a bad habit of chewing on my nails when i was in the 6th grade. Mom told me a “story” about a girl who chewed on her nails and accidentally swallowed a small piece. The nail continued to grow in her stomach until it poked through her stomach and cut her open from the inside and she had to have surgery. Never chewed on my nails after that.
mouseypink , freepik Report
I was apparently not good at drying off after showers as a child. My mom told me that not drying between my toes could lead to gangrene. She just wanted to get me to dry off more thoroughly, but I was terrified of my toes getting infected and falling off for way too many years.
elevenghosts , Jordan Whitt Report
My mom told me when I was mayyybe 9 that she would “just know” when I lost my virginity and it made me paranoid as hell about her being able to “sense” things about me without me telling her.
Content-Effort5307 , Meruyert Gonullu Report
Small one, but that it was illegal to turn the overhead light on in the car at night when someone was driving. To this day I get anxious when someone turns it on. And to this day, my mom swears she never told me that lol.
that_sara , senivpetro Report
Watched the news with my dad, the newsreader made a mistake I said to my dad what happens to the newsreader now he’s made a mistake? Afterwards my dad said they’ll take him out the back and shoot him. I was about 7 thought it was very harsh but accepted it.
SaharaLeone , Mido Makasardi Report
The cops could come and take me to juvie for any household offense. Messy room, not doing dishes, not watering plants - mom would hop on the phone and ask for the “Chief,” so I’d scramble off to get the work done. When I got older and realized she was full of it, she actually called the cops to report I was on d***s. Cops correctly dismissed her.
delusion_magnet , Mario Spencer Report
My dad saying he could lift a car with 10 people in it. Also that he was secretly the hulk, but never transformed bc he was really good at controlling his anger. I remember the next day bragging about it to kids in my class and debating them the entire day about how it’s true and my dad wouldn’t lie.
mrsoap105 , Gabriel Tovar Report
When I was 6, my dad told me that aliens came down to Earth using meteor showers as cover so they aren’t noticed on radar. I lived in the suburbs in Arizona, which has lots of cloudless skies and Dark Sky initiatives (laws designed to reduce light pollution). You basically can’t not see meteor showers when they’re happening (which is pretty regularly). That’s the start of my insomnia.
LostExile7555 Report
Not parent but my older brother said he saw the Easter bunny come in to drop off the baskets, and described him as a 7 foot rabbit who walked on two feet upright, and his fur was purple. And that each step he took had no sound. It terrified me.
mrsoap105 , ROMAN ODINTSOV Report
When I was maybe 5 or 6, I remember my parents talking about something and my mom saying, “why don’t you go with your girlfriend?” I thought this was funny and so I turned to my dad, laughed and said, “Yeah, go with your girlfriend!” Well, when I was 11 or 12, my dad told me he cheated on my mom when I was 2. The woman became pregnant and turns out I have a half brother. Edit: I forgot to add that when my mom was feeling jealous or angry, that’s when my mom would tell my dad to go with his gf, aka the woman he cheated on my mom with.
sticky_chicken01 , Nataliya Vaitkevich Report
If mum had gone out for the day and I was looking for her round the house, my dad used to tell me she’d had enough of us and gone to America to live with her brother. Wrecked my head.
allywillow , Tim Mossholder Report
They told me my tortoise that I loved at 5 years old was stolen by a man who collected reptiles… They sold her. They sold her while I was sleeping and let me believe that a man had stolen her from my garden.
Arkiswatching Report
My parents told me Jewish people don’t own dogs and just let me and my brother assume it was some kind of strict religious rule so we wouldn’t keep asking for one. As such, long after I realized that was a lie, I still kind of avoided dogs and didn’t get one until i was in my 40’s, at which point I realized that dogs are the greatest thing ever and that I’d wasted many many years not having one in my life. I don’t know if that counts as being messed up, but it definitely makes me sad, cuz I missed out on a lot of awesome years with dogs.
snaithbert , Christian Domingues Report
Salami was donkey d**k. I BELIEVED IT TOO UNTIL LIKE THREE YEARS AGO.
Iamagodcryaboutit , Kyle Roxas Report
Dad convinced me as a young child (like 4-5) that if you eat only one of two Reese’s cups and then put the pack in the freezer, you’ll get a second cup/fresh pack. He spent a lot of extra money keeping that lie up for a bit until I got sick of Reese’s cups and didn’t eat one for nearly 20 years.
somuchbush Report
My mum (not from Australia originally so maybe this was an honest mistake) told me everything was venomous, which made me terrified of the beach (stonefish), snails in the garden, a slug etc She also told me some German myths that f****d me up like I was terrified of being near the Christmas tree on Christmas Eve, like absolutely petrified. Basically German children’s stories in general. I’m over it all now but it messed me up as a kid lol Edit: just showed meine liebe Mutter this comment thread and she said she never read me Der Struwwelpeter because she feared it would traumatise me.
crustdrunk , Kampus Production Report
When I was 5 I had several cavities that needed to be filled. Our family dentist allowed my mom to come back in the room with me, but them she said she had to go get a magazine and left. And didn’t come back. Still mad at mom for that, may she RIP. I haven’t forgotten it, 63 years later.
HollyB422 , cottonbro studio Report
My mom told me I was part black to avoid me growing up racist. I’m a Ginger, I got a lot of push back in school due to sharing said “fact”. Oh boy I was confident.
CavemanSamu , freepic.diller Report
That when I was 14 I could get my teeth fixed. I think they hoped I would forget.
simongurfinkel Report
Touching yourself will make u blind. 20/20 vision here.
Calm_Collection_4414 , Josh Sorenson Report
ONE DAY i walked home drunk from a friends house, and apparently couldn’t manage to unlock the door to the house, and started puking and passed out on the porch. for years she told me she found me on the porch with a birthday cake on my lap. later in life she told me she made that last part up, but for years i didn’t go to a couple stores that were on the route home cause i was scared i’d stolen a cake.
bendystrawboy , freepik Report
My whole childhood, my dad was on a “50 year plan” meaning he was gonna die at 50. Every birthday of his I was stressed tf out.
jbedard99 Report
My mom decided I was allergic to milk… I was not. Long story but I lived with at lie my entire childhood… lie may be a bit strong but crazy as b******t yes.
External_Twist508 , Suzy Hazelwood Report
If I plucked my n****e hairs, I’d get breast cancer F**k you mom. I was a fuzzy girl and was terrified of getting grandma’s breast cancer, but I got bullied by all my boyfriends.
givemesomespock Report
Here’s a fun one. When I came of age, my mom sat me down to tell me that she could ovulate on demand “like a goat.” She was “studied by doctors” and it was genetic so I probably could too. Just came to learn goats don’t even ovulate on demand. One way of scaring kids into safe s*x I guess. *Edited for clarity.
Cat_Least , freepik Report
For many years I believed that my mom’s birthday was December 32nd.
SFWworkaccoun-T Report
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