It’s no secret that every person has their own skeletons in the closet, gloomy or not, secrets that are better not known to others. Sometimes these are just some small facts that, according to people, can cast a shadow on them in the eyes of others.
On the other hand, we are all human and we all make mistakes. And just like that, we want to look better than we are. Especially in such an important and responsible business as cooking. Who among us hasn’t done little dirty tricks in the kitchen while no one is watching? Who hasn’t passed off store-bought sauces as an old family recipe?
When I cook for other people, I’ll sterilize everything and buy most ingredients day of. When I cook for myself, I’ll pick things up off of the floor and use any ingredient that passes the smell test.
TheMeanGirl , Rene Schwietzke Follow Report
As my family grows up and their various tastes/trends change I find it virtually impossible to please everyone or really anyone so I’ve basically lost my entire passion for cooking which used to be huge and now it’s a freaking chore and they’ve choked one of my remaining pleasures right out of my life. I resent every bite that I cook. I’ve lost my mojo
sal139 , Scott Feldstein Report
I ordered 250$ worth of Belgium chocolate online and after it arrived, I hid the box from my kids.
bad_russian_girl , terrykimura Report
My popular spinach dip recipe is just a specific store-brand deli item that I add things to (like sour cream, seasoning, etc). Why don’t I make it myself? No idea, this just seems easier. Why don’t I tell anyone? The pleasure of knowing I’m full of lies.
Jemma6 Report
On grilled cheese sandwich night: Wife’s grandma: Make the tomato soup with water, not milk! Me: Makes it with milk Wife’s Grandma: This is how I like it. I hate it with milk.
Tralan , stu_spivack Report
I was inspired by Caramel week on the Great British Bake Off and made a batch of caramel sauce. It was so good I did shots with it until I drank half the batch.
MinervaZee , Amy Stephenson Report
Had a friend ask me to bring deviled eggs to a party but use non-fat yogurt instead of mayo because they hate mayo. I used mayo and didn’t tell them. They loved the deviled eggs.
girardinl , Alabama Extension Report
I took up sourdough baking and serious home chef cooking prior the pandemic. I was home during throat cancer treatment (I’m fine now!) so I had time on my hands and my sleep schedule was wonky and I found that there was always something on Food Network to watch. But the radiation killed my taste buds and I can’t swallow food. I’ve baked hundreds of sourdough loaves, countless baked goods, hundreds of meals from simple to complex. Haven’t. tasted. a. single. bite. People rave over my new found skills. Lol.
Displaced_in_Space , Andy / Andrew Fogg Report
I use jarred tomato sauce. Ain’t nobody got time to f**k with a bunch of tomatoes.
anon , Martin Cathrae Report
I throw away my bones and used store bought broth or Better than Bouillon.
Blarfendoofer , Better Than Bouillon Report
The snickerdoodle cookies that everyone loves and asks for every Christmas are just Pillsbury slice and bake sugar cookies. I roll em in a ball, coat them in cinnamon and sugar and call it a day.
Unchanging_window , star athena Report
Sometimes I just wipe out my non-stick pan with paper towel and put it back in the cupboard rather than washing it.
beanofreen , Alpha Report
Nutmeg. My wife thinks she hates it. I put it in certain recipes to send them over the edge. She likes to cook, too, and hasn’t been able to replicate those particular recipes, which she loves . It doesn’t take much to enhance the nuttiness, or compliment the sweetness, or add a layer to the spiciness of certain dishes. For starters, try it in your quiche - nutmeg plays so well with gruyere and Swiss cheese!
bshef , Quinn Dombrowski Report
My Asian wing sauce is equal parts sambal Olek and honey. Cut it with soy sauce. I told everyone that it’s “a process” It’s literally the easiest thing I make.
usernamesarehard1979 , Daniel Hanson Report
I eat a fancy lunch at the fancy grocery store when I go shopping there. I purposely go solo so I don’t have to share my luxe meal with anyone.
janbrunt , Denise Krebs Report
On most days I just resort to using Jarlic instead of fresh garlic.
palmacosta1 , Aaron Goodwin Report
This is a long one, the long con if you will. Last year my girlfriend and I hosted Thanksgiving. Her family being from the Maritimes insisted that the stuffing be homemade, since their stuffing was always homemade. We reluctantly agreed. We used Stovetop stuffing (the boxed stuff) and come dinner time, we got compliments, naturally. Her sister said “this tastes like stovetop” … pause… “thank you!” I replied. Her mother passed away a few months ago, and while we were saying our private goodbyes to her, while she was in a medically induced coma, we admitted that the stuffing was in fact the boxed stuff. Nobody knows but her, and I love it.
Crocubots , lilszeto Report
No one knows I use Knorr Beef Stock Pot in many of my sauces and stews. Those pots are literally flavor bombs
RandomAsianGuy , knorr Report
I’m classically trained, worked in the industry for… St since 1994, when I was 15 folding boxes in a pizza place. I’ve cooked every kind of cuisine imaginable, I’ve worked in places with michelin stars… And my all time favorite food is microwaved banquet salsbury steak. I’ll buy and fk up a [family size container of them at least once a month. I’m addicted.
iamaneviltaco Report
I hide the jam from my husband. He’s British and eats it by the spoonful every day, so I had to take measures
StonyOwl Report
I only wash my vegetables/fruit if someone else is watching me cook (of if they’re visibly dirty obviously). I just can’t be arsed and I figured if pesticides/production contamination are what kills me, I was meant to eat fast and die young
Zowiezrr , Maciej Lewandowski Report
My closely guarded family secret brisket recipe: Brisket Sliced onions Heinz chili sauce (the whole bottle) Lipton onion soup mix (must be the powder, must be Lipton) 12-16oz of the soda of your choosing. Mom does root beer, I do Dr Pepper. Throw everything in the crockpot for at least 6 hours on low. Also works for pork shoulder (for that I like ginger ale).
PersephoneInSpring Report
i use Better than Bouillon ‘roast chicken’ flavor base/bouillon in every soup i make, or anything that calls for broth/stock. sometimes i also add a little BTB mushroom base too, for even more umami. it tastes amazing, lasts forever, and saves time/space/waste. sometimes on special occasions i’ll make stock from scratch, or i’ll make specific stocks from scratch as a recipe calls for it (shrimp stock is easy/fast enough to make, and if i make pho or ramen i definitely go from scratch. but that’s a rare project). but 9 times out of 10 i’m more than happy to use BTB, i think it tastes great.
emergencybarnacle Report
For the holidays I make cranberry sugar cookies for my grandma (her recipe), last year I completely forgot to mix the cranberry into the dough and she didn’t notice. She blamed her lack of taste for the holiday weather and I let her, she kept lamenting on how she knows I’m so good at cooking and yada yada. Oh well, try again to remember to mix it in this year! Also throw out stuff from my parents pantry that’s old or that they’ll never eat (looking at you canned creamed spinach) but I move boxes and cans forward to it looks like their shelves are full so they won’t buy more stuff.
lilmidjumper , Phoebe Report
I chop storebought creamy caesar dressing in with the meat when I make a Philly cheesesteak. No one has ever guessed it, and everyone is blown away at how awesome they taste.
occidental_oriental , Creative Tools Report
I worked at a restaurant where a kid made balsamic reduction out of the 3L of 25 year old balsamic. To this day he’s known as “Money Bals”. That was 2012 😬
Bullshit_Conduit , CCFoodTravel.com Report
MSG seasoning on pretty much all things
Blimmmer , spice supreme Report
As a mexican, Doña María mole with a couple of large tomatoes cooked in chicken broth, blended with extra mexican chocolate and peanut butter for a “homemade” classic, lol. Thanks to my ex sis in law for the “family recipe”.
aaalma_viajeraaaa , ANDR3W A Report
I drank more wine than usual a few weeks ago and ate half a bag of Cheetos (family size) for dinner.
No-Avocado-1768 , Jason Dean Report
The secret ingredient to my famous from scratch mac and cheese is Velveeta. I have done it with real cheddar, gouda, swiss you name never as good as when there is a little Velveeta.
Any-Photojournalist2 Report
All my friends and family think I’m a great cook. They tell me that all the time. My dirty secret: I have very under-developed taste buds. I’m only good at shape & texture of foods.
kikimaru024 , Joshua Rappeneker Report
My sister always insists only one specific pepper blend is any good to her. I replaced the pepper in her grinder with grocery store pepper. It still tastes good to her.
LallybrochSassenach , Dave Lundy Report
I use these bullion cubes that aren’t the super hard rocks, and before I drop them in l like to pinch off a corner and eat it.
LaLucertola , Andrew Gustar Report
I make tomato sauce for shakshuka “from scratch“ by adding tomato purée to diced tomatoes from a can. The tomatoes where I live suck and the stuff from the can is at least consistent with regard to flavour / acidity profile. Everyone loves me for “homemade” shakshuka ;)
thriftyalbino , Andrew Bowden Report
My lemon bars I make for my family/coworkers every July 4 is just from the Pillsbury website. The recipe literally ended up in a cookbook thing we did at work like it was something special I made up
AskMeAboutMy___ Report
I mix Frank’s Red with Kraft ranch dressing and mash poor quality chicken into it to bring to parties as party dip. Everyone thinks I’m a culinary genius. I’m really really really not. Apparently me and my group of friends all have f*****g gutter pallets.
berthannity , Ernesto Andrade Report
I’m a pastry chef but storebought carrot cake all the way.
bakehaus Report
My wife refuses to taste anything or try new foods so I sneak them in. Fish sauce being one lol.
kcolgeis Report
Not mine but my SIL once ran out of the ingredients for brownies (like cocoa powder and flour specifically) and substituted hot cocoa mix. They were awful but she still served them to her boyfriend and pretended she had no idea what he was talking about when he questioned the consistency/flavor.
BobLovesTacos Report
We dropped part of the yolk mixture for deviled eggs on the floor. We considered scooping it up, but the cat got to it before we could. So we made up the difference with cottage cheese. Mom and I got away with it cold, and that was before you could get smoked paprika.
InAHundredYears , Wimena Kane Report
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