A long joke can be satisfying as it builds up the story, lets you imagine the situation, and gives you time to think about how you would act in it. However, at the end, you are presented with something completely unexpected, and that is what makes you laugh.
But short jokes like a one-liner can be good because they often rely on the play on words or familiar situations that immediately cause, if not have, a big laugh but at least make you smile. There is actually a whole subreddit dedicated to one-liners, and we collected the ones people found the funniest for you to enjoy.
More info: Reddit
“DO NOT TOUCH” must be one of the most terrifying things to read in braille.
SleepingBeetle , visualpun.ch Report
If your Tesla gets stolen, is it called an Edison now?
jweber96 , jm3 on Flickr Report
The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic
honolulu_oahu_mod , Anders Sandberg Report
Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?
VERBERD , Fractality Report
Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.
SpecialSauceSal 2 , Rene Schwietzke Report
“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.
FinalCaveat , Deb Stgo Report
I was gonna tell a time travelling joke but you guys didn’t like it
Redditnahredtitgetit , Fabrice Florin Report
An interviewer asked me how well i can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.
sherry-monocles , Carl Lender Report
If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20
dustyoboe , AndLikeThings Report
I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel everyday.
VERBERD , colinedwards99 Report
I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.
honolulu_oahu_mod , Inma Molina Report
Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for the night, set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Kamikaze_AZ22 , Thomas Widmann Report
Superglue can also be used for cleaning your computer keyboarddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
WhoElseButAlf , Glsysrp Report
Chameleons are supposed to blend well, but I think it’s ruined this smoothie.
WhoElseButAlf , Mike Goddard Report
I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park but it’s just really hard to find thirty two of them willing to do it.
madazzahatter , franlhughes Report
If there’s one thing that makes me throw up, it’s a dart board on a ceiling.
madazzahatter , Michelle Cesare Report
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making and now, I can’t read anything.
madazzahatter , Mike Mozart Report
man addicted to drinking brake fluid claims he can stop anytime he wants
queensavior , Robert Couse-Baker Report
I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.
808gecko808 , Dick Thomas Johnson Report
Together, I can beat schizophrenia.
porichoygupto , Rick Kimpel Report
I tried to remarry my ex-wife but She figured out I was only after my money.
HugoZHackenbush2 , Keith Cooper Report
Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not
PartTimeCrazy , Tim Bartel Report
The word “misread” can be misread as “misread”.
RageBanana21 , Quinn Dombrowski Report
It’s quite ironic that “strap on”, backwards, spells ’no parts’.
honolulu_oahu_mod , Chris W Report
Nothing tops a plain pizza.
jlaik , pelican Report
I accidentally bit the inside of my cheek and now it hurts like crazy every time I sit down.
VERBERD , lauren Report
My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.
madazzahatter , Guillaume Flament Report
Tequila won’t fix your life but it’s worth a shot.
Photog77 , Tiago Nicastro Report
Say what you want about waitresses but they bring a lot to the table
wastoo , Phuket@photographer.net Report
My current wife is never thrilled when I introduce her as my current wife
brother_blue_57 Report
I hate it when I’m texting, I get rudely interrupted by a cyclist bouncing off my windscreen.
VERBERD , rubel roy’s photographyFollow Report
Mountains aren’t just funny, they’re hill areas.
madazzahatter Report
The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.
thewhiskey , Josh Hallett Report
Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.
VERBERD , João Sá Leão Report
I dropped my phone in the bath. It’s syncing now.
Raccoon-Just Report
Mike Tyson is such a religious guy, he punches people in the faith.
VERBERD Report
Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a Church window cleaner.
VERBERD , Hefin Owen Report
y = mx + b
E1fDonkey , midnightcomm Report
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