People have such a thing as white lie. That is, of course, we are all taught from childhood to always tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. But there are situations when we are clearly aware that if we tell everything honestly, there will be much more problems than if we lie or just remain silent.
This applies, in particular, to such a sensitive area as relationships, both for women and men. There are things that you should never, under any circumstances, tell your significant others - unless, of course, you don’t want your marriage or partnership to be happy and lasting.
More info: Reddit
In my case “Whatcha thinking about?” My wife asks me all the time and I’ve been day dreaming about what it would be like if I owned that McDonalds across the street and then after falling in a vat of radioactive fry grease was able to turn into Ronald at night. I would fight crime but only if it was food related and all of my weapons would be burger condiment themed. Then I’m thinking about aerodynamics of pickles as shurikans and what process I would use to make them sturdy and sharp enough to be lethal. It’s a lot easier to just say “spacing out” then see her cute face raise an eyebrow in concern if I’m working too much again.
AdviceWithSalt , Mike Mozart Report
Calm down
HutSutRawlson , Wyatt Fisher Report
Which ones of her friends you think are hot. Don’t care what she says fellas, it’s a trap
bmf1989 , micadew Report
That long 40 minute non stop story you just told me while I had full eye contact and kept nodding and agreeing with you? Yeah I zoned out about 5 minutes in and was thinking about what show I’m gonna watch later tonight. I just know how to look like I’m listening.
Radthereptile , Pedro Ribeiro Simões Report
Don’t call her a ketchup packet when she’s on her period
kurt-boddah-cobain , Fernando de Sousa Report
I want my hoodie back
YouHaveTakenItTooFar , Dustin Moore Report
I actually watched this episode without you when you passed out last night
Minute_Brush955 , Al Ibrahim Follow Report
The only thing a good guy said to me that he shouldn’t have is we went out to a nice Valentine’s Day dinner at my favorite Indian restaurant- got all dressed up which was not our usual style as poorish retail workers- were having a wonderful time, and he said “Yeah {his ex} and I came here for Valentine’s Day once.” Totally ruined the moment for me lol. I thought it was so special but he’d been there done that.
redXathena , Ian Broyles Report
14 years ago, I woke up before you on a weekend. I was watching an episode of Batman the Animated Series. You woke up half way through the episode and picked up the remote and changed the channel. You knew I was watching and I never got to see the end of the episode. I’m still salty about it.
bleachspot , spadge6868 Report
That when I think in bed it isn’t about her when I’m silent. I’m trying to solve a riddle from a game or question something on a TV show
Brave_Cartographer43 , Tony Alter Report
The guy she tells us not to worry about really worries us.
Local-Impression-915 , A of DooM Report
That you wouldn’t date her if she was a worm
neptuneenergy , Groman123 Report
Where I buried me treasure.
SuperSaiyanBen , puuikibeach Report
my last gf blamed her acne on the covid vaccine, i didnt have the heart to say maybe it was the literal pint of ice cream she had almost daily.
DonttouchmethereUwU , Hanumann Report
How much I actually spend on my hobbies. Edit: It’s not like I lie, I just never disclose prices.
ThatGuyStacey , Gunnar Wrobel Report
That you’re actually three toddlers in a trenchcoat.
Match3sMalon3 , Pier-Luc Bergeron Report
I need space from her sometimes and it’s not because she did something wrong Edit: I’m not currently in a relationship, this was me to my previous partners. I’ve grown since then and now know better. I appreciate all of the advice though, thank you all!
Narwhalbaconguy , Giuseppe Milo Follow Report
It wasn’t silent and yes, I can smell it
FatSandwich65 Report
Yes, that girl that we passed on the beach in that bathing suit was attractive.
kinyutaka , Phuket@photographer.net Report
We’re concerned about you just up and leaving us
CarlJustCarl , Skaja Lee Report
What you really were thinking of. How the hell do I explain “I wonder, if a circle could dance, would it squish or would it wiggle?”
Firemorfox , undeklinable Report
That there were other women before you. Made this mistake thinking she met me when I was 34 so why should she care or be bothered by it. Fast forward three years, and I ended up breaking off my engagement by text because her jealousy finally caused me to snap.
urine-monkey , Rob Lee Report
How gorgeous they are. Never comes out right. It’s never as much as you want it to be.
PossessionNo6878 , nvainio Report
The extent to which I spend money on movies, games, books, comics, etc. But honestly, we have a mutually-assured-destruction-type deal going where she also doesn’t have to tell me how much all the plants and vintage clothes cost. Edit: Huh, this got a lot bigger overnight. Just to address some things: there’s a level of playful overstatement here for comedic effect. We’re not spending catastrophic amounts of money on our hobbies. But you know how it is, sometimes you’d be weirded out about spending for hobbies you don’t share. I’d also note that we do save, we both have solid jobs, and we’re financially stable overall. Thanks for the concern, though.
NotTheCraftyVeteran , Alan Levine Report
How much of a dork I am. Like I don’t think my girlfriend knows the fullest extent to how much I love the concept of Power Rangers and other super sentai mythos.
SnapshotHeadache , greyloch Report
The real answer to the question “What are you thinking about” when he dozed off again.
GMSryBut , Amaury Laporte Report
That pigs are much bigger than you expect.
Spanky2k , K-State Research and Extension Report
My reddit username.
FartingBob Report
Every guy has a list of animals they think they could beat in a fight, and list of scenarios why they might beat other animals in a fight. We think about this more than we’d like to admit and will never share the full list.
Iisham , Tambako The Jaguar Report
How much money they’ve lost in the stock market
difys , Stock Catalog Report
Who you would actually kiss, the prettiest girl, or her. It’s a trap no matter your answer.
WoosieSloosie Report
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