Admit it — long showers are the best! 🚿 🛀
We all love them, and most have encountered their own shower thought questions. Questions that would never come up in your daily conversation. These rhetorical questions bend the mind as we think of the correct answer. And you’re not the only one thinking about them.
There is a whole Reddit shower thoughts group that discusses such questions. Most are funny. These are thoughts and questions that only a shower could create:
“What obvious invention has not yet been made?”
“Soup is a drink.”
However, it’s the funny shower thoughts that took the subreddit by storm.
Well, stroll through the post and read the funny, profound, and crazy shower thoughts people had.
What Are Shower Thoughts?
If you have never been on the subreddit yourself, the idea behind shower thoughts is relatively simple: We are most relaxed in the shower.
Maybe after a hard day at work or just needing to refresh a bit, you get to relax for a moment. In that moment, we get thoughts. “What’s the true taste of water?” Shower thought questions don’t always need to be logical. They can be confusing and are, for the most part.
Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your ipod.
rekdrektm9 Report
“Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human version of “Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?”
W0rdN3rd Report
Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume
ergotpoisoning Report
Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can’t get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
FourWordReplies Report
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.
I_yike_nat Report
Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you’re criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
by lastlived1 Report
As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook.
SnickSound Report
The Olympics should have a ‘For Fun’ section at the end of all the games so all the athletes can try different sports.
dublzz Report
Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it’d be insulting.
HairlessHippie Report
What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted tribes in South America, like the whole Galaxy knows we’re here but they’ve agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves.
jimbojonesFA Report
If I get up 10 minutes earlier than usual, I treat it like 2 extra hours and end up late for work.
shercroft Report
If someone offered to pay for my food and rent for the next 18 years, I’d do anything they ask of me. But I complained every time I took the trash out while living at my parent’s house.
Pharaoh Report
Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969.
TheMrGrimReaper Report
When you say ‘Forward’ or ‘Back’, your lips move in those directions.
ManofProto Report
Instead of colorizing photos, in 50 years we will be removing filters.
SixSexySockPuppets Report
I’ve woken up over 10,000 times and I’m still not used to it
dankerinooo Report
Tobacco companies kill their best customers and condom companies kill their future customers.
FourWordReplies Report
When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they’re just admitting they were overcharging me.
Rhythman Report
Somewhere in the world, there is somebody with your dream job that hates going to work everyday.
EmailSoup Report
Christmas feels more like a deadline than a holiday.
skidvicious03 Report
“DO NOT TOUCH” would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.
Air_Hellair Report
After years of disliking the way i look, only now i realize I’m not ugly, I’m just not my type.
Kev_de Report
We talk about Ancient Romans like they were basically all the same, but the civilization lasted almost 1000 years. That’s like saying people in 2016 and 1016 are basically the same.
SmokeyBare Report
Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can’t perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.
by dwarftosser77 Report
People who are goodlooking but have terrible personalities are basically real life click baits.
Wyndmusic Report
Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book. The future is stupid.
The_JayMo Report
When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future.
kai1998 Report
When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.
benji9t3 Report
There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
by RonSwanson23 Report
When I bake bread, I give thousands of yest organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven and eating their corpses.
Hq3473 Report
Gyms should have memberships where your fee goes down based on how often you go.
drain65 Report
If the movie “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids” took place in Australia, those kids would have died real f**king quick.
RustyShackleford298 Report
My dog understand several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.
RAYMOND_SCOTT Report
I recognize click bait almost every time, but still want to know what that child celebrity looks like today.
jeego82 Report
Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.
GuitarPerson159 Report
I mostly use my driver’s license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.
mozezus Report
If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.
hobbitfeets Report
Someone who says “I’ll be there in 6 minutes” will normally arrive before someone who says “I will be there in 5 minutes”.
clearedasfiled Report
If aliens come to earth, we have to explain why we made dozens of movies in which we fight and kill them.
sKnochenbrecher Report
Every time a character dies on a TV show I just feel bad for the actor who pretty much just got fired in front of us.
Doctor_Colossus Report
At age 25 if a friend tells me they’re pregnant I don’t know whether to say “oh shit!” Or “congratulations!”
sprogger Report
It’s sad that having real ingredients in food products is a selling point.
Biscuinis Report
A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won’t let him go and everyone will likely understand. But if a girl declines an invitation by saying her boyfriend won’t let her go, people will likely get concerned.
by 1Calvin Report
UPS will leave a $900 video card on my porch without even knocking but I have to sign for a $10 pizza
by Kariodude Report
I don’t know a single person who would want a thinner phone over a few hours of extra battery life.
ShayminKeldeo421 Report
Earth is like a guy who knows exactly where to stand next to a bonfire.
Bovice144 Report
We stick kids in classrooms 7 hours a day, give them another few hours of homework, actively discourage them from playing outside, and then wonder why kids today are so out of shape.
39336 Report
The Swiss must have been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a wine bottle corkscrew on their army knife.
TheFrederalGovt Report
My 15 year old self would be appalled to hear how many times I’ve chosen sleep over s*x.
lochstimpson Report
Cemeteries would be way more interesting if they put the cause of death on the headstone.
Drakqula Report
April Fool’s Day is the one day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true.
kellenbrent Report
History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on.
RealDirtyDan Report
Sleep should be rolled over. Like “Oh, you got 20 hours of sleep today? Cool man, you don’t need sleep for the next three days.”
smthngwittyncreative Report
Snapchat is ruining all the progress we made on getting people to take horizontal videos
spaceman_sloth Report
If cats had wings,they’d still just lay there.
Cemil55 Report
1984-2000 seems a very long time compared to 2000-2016.
the_ordertaker Report
The fact that I can’t recognize my co-workers outside of uniform 85% of the time, tells me superman knows exactly what he’s doing.
arkhamcreedsolid Report
When drone technology becomes cheap enough, hands-free umbrellas are gonna be the s**t.
TremendoSlap Report
Taxes are like a subscription to your Country that you can’t cancel, no matter how bad the service gets.
by Filer93 Report
Some women want their outfit to be noticed. As a male, I would prefer nobody noticing it so I can still wear it the next day.
Lethrowajames Report
When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.
vestergaard92 Report
Your dog doesn’t know you can make mistakes. When you trip over him in the dark, he thinks you got up just to kick him in the head.
Throw13579 Report
Car horns should only be allowed to be in pitches C, E, and G, so whenever two people honk at the same time it will be in harmony and traffic jams will sound like symphonies.
bringbackseymour Report
I’m glad dogs can’t read the “no dogs allowed” signs so they don’t feel sad and left out.
Westlives Report
The person who would proof read Hitler’s speeches was a grammar Nazi.
PhantomDukie Report
A ton of people is literally 12 to 15 people.
CornfishPie Report
As a kid, 99.9% of the times I cried was due to physical pain. As an adult, 99.9% of the times I have cried was due to emotional pain.
Jsameds Report
If you had $1 for every year the universe has existed (approximately 13.8 billion years). You wouldn’t even make the top 50 on the Forbes list.
jbdew14 Report
Siri or Cortana should say “uhm…” “uh…” “hm…” instead of showing a buffering animation.
EverydayImShowering Report
An “unlimited minutes per month” phone plan really only gives you 44,640 minutes per month at best.
bubscuf Report
Your stomach thinks that all potatoes are mashed.
poopypiratemcgee Report
Humans are really bad at recharging, it takes about 8 hours charge for 16 hours of use.
Tallerken Report
Big supermarkets should have baskets placed around the store for that moment when I realize I can’t carry another thing and should have got a baske.
newversion2_0 Report
Websites should post their password requirements on their login pages so I can remember WTF I needed to do to my normal password to make it work on their site.
firstrival Report
Tobacco companies should be leading in the search for a cancer cure. The day after a cure is found, sales of cigarettes are going to go up by 500,000% from the millions of us that quit for health / longevity reasons.
evoic Report
It annoys the piss out of me that all cars’ turning signals tick at slightly different intervals.
CaptainKollar Report
I am 100% confident that if I ever hit a kid with my car, it will be because I’m staring at my speedometer in a school zone.
Alexthetetrapod Report
Scientists are adult kids stuck in the “why phase”.
JustAPoorBoy42 Report
I never realize how explicit my music is until my parents hear it in the car.
sms1234 Report
Clapping is just hitting your hands together repeatedly because you like something.
qqqqq_38 Report
When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don’t think we are running from or to something.
SoilworkFanatic Report
In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.
conesarecool Report
It would be a good idea to have “The Price Is Right” with billionaires, just to see how out of touch they are.
slim2shady Report
Every time I check my pockets for my wallet, keys, and phone, I do 25% of the macarena.
reddit Report
We insult people by calling them aholes, dks & pu**ies - some of the most important and essential body parts. We should be calling people we don’t like an appendix.
KSeightyeight Report
When the older generations says this generation is terrible, they’re really saying they sucked as parents.
KushTheKitten Report
“It’s not a pyramid scheme” is a phrase almost exclusively used by people involved in pyramid schemes.
uglypanda237 Report
Why do people say “tuna fish” when they don’t say “beef mammal” or “chicken bird”?
KaptainH Report
If a stranger insults me, I’l probably ignore it, as their opinion is meaningless. If a stranger compliments me, I’ll probably treasure it, as their opinion is important.
Zalthos Report
The Japanese flag could actually be a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan.
Stealthapple Report
The object of golf is to play the least amout of golf.
HansOlavLee Report
Almost every hand I’ve ever shaken has had a d**k in it.
reddit Report
The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.
ElBretto Report
3G used to be the best thing going. Now, when my phone’s indicator says 3G, it pretty much functions like I have no signal at all.
tekhnomancer Report
The craziest prediction that the tv show “The Jetsons” made about life that far in the future was that a man could still support a middle class family of 4 by working in a factory.
TheDongerNeedsFood Report
Imagine how terrifying fire would be if it wasn’t a light source…
garryd11 Report
There exists a set of finite actions that, if I performed them in the correct order, would make me a millionaire in a day. I just don’t know what they are.
i_like_yoghurt Report
If opposites attract, I should be dating a gorgeous, billionaire supermodel that has a loving family.
oppleTANK Report
The Viagra commercial says “make sure your heart is healthy enough for s*x”. That’s a really deep question if you think about it in a more metaphorical way.
OneEyedCharlie Report
Using solar panels to power an air conditioning unit is like using the Sun’s power against itself.
AMagnificentBiscuit Report
James Bond is going to need a Visa for his missions now.
Amedais Report
Bushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.
Brinner Report
If I told you that it featured themes of bestiality, Stockholm Syndrome, slave labor, and a lynching, you would never guess ‘Beauty and the Beast’ is a kids movie.
CrankyOptimist Report
Apple has anorexia: it is obsessed with thinness which leads it to remove things people actually need.
Chapsman Report
Dogs probably destroy shoes because they see humans put them on before they leave the house.
MrCSquared Report
“Don’t kid yourself” would be a great slogan for an abortion clinic.
CoheedLudes Report
A true mad scientist would only destroy half of the earth, since the other half is the control group.
avogando Report
In normal English, execute and kill are synonyms, but on a computer, they’re antonyms.
YakuzaGhost Report
Students are stereotypically viewed as being lazy, but I worked ten times harder as a student than I do in my career now
by autonova3 Report
“Where are you” is probably the least used phrase in sign language.
SpaaloneBabagus Report
All marijuana is considered medical marijuana if you believe laughter is the best medicine.
ThatLonelyAstronaut Report
I’ve seen my girlfriend’s butthole more times than I’ve ever seen mine.
kgolfer2012 Report
Depression is like being in an emotionally abusive relationship with your brain
KnowledgeIsDangerous Report
It’s crazy that’s there’s this giant thing in the sky all the time that we’re not supposed to look at.
robbyking Report
Diabetes is one disease where a sugar pill isn’t a placebo.
souravski Report
We never wash our belts, but they are the first thing we touch after wiping our butts.
r_il Report
“Strap-on” spelled backwards is “no parts”.
Illuminaughty66 Report
Whenever you dig up dirt or a rock, that could be the first time it has seen the sun in millions of years.
sjblake83 Report
If Apple owned the ISS it would spell disaster for other spacecraft that wanted to dock with it.
SneakyHomunculu5 Report
Car design used to accommodate smokers with lighters and ash trays, but now we’re a decade into the smartphone era, and auto makers still haven’t thought to include a phone mount.
aesthetic-as-fuck Report
The Hobbit was a book about the dangers of greed. The Hobbit films were ruined because of greed.
Fly_By_Orchestra Report
There should by a gym where the membership fee is extremely high at the beginning of the month but you earn money back for every day you end up going and working out for at least an hour.
mrmoo524 Report
Teenagers drive like they have limited time & old people drive like they have all the time in the world.
mcrfreak78 Report
Men get all of the blame for splashing when they go to the toilet, but none of the credit for organically jet washing skid marks away.
Melloid Report
If I punch myself in the face and it hurts… does that make me weak or strong?
DerkERRJobs Report
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